if Apple made window blinds...

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Joma Tech's comedy sketch imagining Apple launching window blinds, parodying the language and staging of an Apple keynote. It sends up how a company can dress up an ordinary product as a world-changing one.

HN people share it as a well-made parody of Apple's product pitch and tech CEO keynote talk, and for its privacy punch line.

“this incredibly well made video[1] The punch line "we are not a window blinds company; we are privacy company" takes the cake!”

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@latchkey2022 · in “Blindr 2.0: If Apple made window blinds”
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@ilaa2022 · in “If Apple made window blinds”
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@vishnugupta2022 · in “Peloton – A call for action [pdf]”
haha your comment reminded me of this incredibly well made video[1] The punch line "we are not a window blinds company; we are privacy company" takes the cake! ▶ this video
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@nicocerdeira2021 · in “Every CEO at a Tech Company”
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@lawrenceyan2021 · in “Every CEO at a tech company [video]”
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@theywillnvrknw2025 · in “$30 Homebrew Automated Blinds Opener (2024)”
Sorry, I had to post this :| if Apple made window blinds... ▶ this video